Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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