i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i drank out of a bidet.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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