I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You ruined the universe
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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