Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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