true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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