Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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