4 words: hood of his car
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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