xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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