is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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