You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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