i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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