The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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