Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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