I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I am morally bankrupt
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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