I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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