I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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