Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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