We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
