good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm just crazy horny about you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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