Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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