Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That was an excessively violent trivia night
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.