Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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