I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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