I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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