thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.