so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.