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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.

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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

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bloody. ill be home soon.

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(310): View more from California

My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.

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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.

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(303): View more from Colorado

we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk

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