I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.