She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need water and some morals
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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