dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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