Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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