But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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