so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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