Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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