She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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