Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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