ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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