I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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