Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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