Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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