But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Are my feet made of real feet?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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