I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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