it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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