if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
