I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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