Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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