if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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