Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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