honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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