its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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