4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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