Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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