so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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