I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
time to smoke my breakfast
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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