why didn't you poke me back
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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