How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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