So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen