I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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