He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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